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I was reading the newspaper before school the other day, (Which I never do mind you,) and I came across one of those "Teens Movie Review" articals. I became mildly interested when I saw it was reviewing "300" which had recently become one of my fandoms and decided to read on. Well, to my complete horror, my intrest turned to disgust at what could be considered the most closed minded, ego-centric, plainly itelligence-lacking, ramblings I have ever had the misfortune to hear from an individuals mind.

The, I sudder to call her "young lady" went on a useless tangent about using British and Scottish actors to play spartans. To which I reply, "Sweetie, when you find a real spartan warrior, you tell me. But I'll be damned if there not extict."

Continuing with her hatred for its "tasteless violence and pointless plot." I digress, "What the fuck else were you expecting, ya dumb bitch? Bunnies!? Its fucking Sparta! OF COURSE THERES VIOLENCE!"

Then there 's how the actors in the movie are "far from real, and far from sexy" In Kerri words- "FAR FROM SEXY?! WHAT ARE YOU A LESBO? I would kill for any guy who runs around in his underwear with his abs-a-shining! (and btw, yea, those guys do look like that dumb-ass.)"

How about how any woman may "find herself unconfortable and alone in a sea of testosterone surrounded by a theater of psyched guys"? And I say, "Damn, I've never had more fun at a movie than that movie right there. I l-o-v-e-d being one of the only girls! Guys are so much fun to chill with!"

Oh but don't be mean, after all, this girl did "Fear for her life and a theater of guys left ';pumped'" And the rebuttal: "WTF ARE YOU A SIX INCH KEEBLER ELF?! Yes, she really said that. Because not only is she stupid, she must have brittal bone disease. Dumb bitch."

So thank you for listening to my rant. I quite enjoyed the ranting. ^__^ (Ladies, don't listen to this dumb slut. I loved the movie, every chick I know whos seen it loved it, I loved being in the movie with a ton of guys, I didn't fear for my life, the acting was amazing, the speacial effects were even better, the guys were drop-dead gorgeous, and the story line was fantastic. Some chicks are just lezzy femmi-nazis.)

Love and Peace!!!! :)

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EDIT: OMG i came back onto this account after a decent absence and im am so thrilled of the support i got with this doodle!!! Thank you to the people helping me "Support Sparta!" This is probably the most popular piece i've ever put on deviant art. Appriciating the back up ladies and gents! :]
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BLOOD AND WAR

yes i know "hate and war" more fitting but you try shouting them at the top of your lunges

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MARCH OR DIE MAGGOT!
If you can, find this person and kick her down some sort of stairs, and don't forget to yell "This is Sparta!!" while you do it.

Poetic Justice? I think so!

Oh and great picture.
And when she says, "This is madness!" I shall triumphantly respond, "Madness? THIS-IS-SPARTA!" And thanks! :)

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I'm too cool,
too cool to call you.
Far to stoned to leave my bed.
I write this song to win your kiss,
but stay asleep instead.
I totally agree with you! I hate ignorant people. This girl needs to take some history classes.
That's madness.

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HAI
IM IN YR LOOP
GIMMEH INPUT
IZ INPUT LIEK EOF O RLY?
YA RLY
LOL LOOPEND R WIN
NO WAI
LOL INPUT IN MAH SIG ITZ BUKKIT
KTHX
IM OUTTA YR LOOP WIF LOOPEND LIEK WIN
VISIBLE SIG
KTHXBYE
No...THIS-IS-SPARTA!!!!!!

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I'm too cool,
too cool to call you.
Far to stoned to leave my bed.
I write this song to win your kiss,
but stay asleep instead.
LOL what crap is that.

Nice rant though, very valid points :thumbsup:

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Ich hab' keine Lust.
Thank. I enjoy ranting once in awhile. :)

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I'm too cool,
too cool to call you.
Far to stoned to leave my bed.
I write this song to win your kiss,
but stay asleep instead.
its healthy, besides, people that dumb deserve to be shat on once and a while :P

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Ich hab' keine Lust.
Haha, true that

--
I'm too cool,
too cool to call you.
Far to stoned to leave my bed.
I write this song to win your kiss,
but stay asleep instead.

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